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Christians Demotivational Poster


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites


TAGS: christians christianity hypocrites hypocritical humor
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - June 28, 2011, 7:03 pm
You don't go to hell for merely kissing a girl. You actually have to marry her. Ooooh, did that sound bitter?
yesman - June 27, 2011, 8:18 pm
erm, it was meant to be a stab at religion. Just forget about it..
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 7:51 pm
then don't ask if you need to explain it
yesman - June 27, 2011, 11:42 am
I'd rather people understand on their own :|
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 3:26 am
only if you want to
yesman - June 25, 2011, 1:34 am
finding and feeding his sheep...his sheep...do I really need to explain this?


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted


TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

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Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!


TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
epic win


CHRISTIANS - Reality Fail




BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians jesus cross nails agnostic
Rating: 3.18/5

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GrofVuil - August 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
true. i would like to abort them.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
Some christians can be so mean sometimes I know. lol
Rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:33 pm
Yeah... making fun of Christians is sooooooo clever. So is hate-speech.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hahahaha! Excellent! Very witty, Ron.


CHRISTIANS - Retarded enough to forget they're just as bad.


TAGS: christians islam
Rating: 2.03/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 8:18 pm
haha awesome
MO - February 24, 2010, 11:22 pm
Same for you Matt28. Chill out and look at the dates the posters were made. Most likely your cussing someone who isn't even here anymore.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:17 pm
P.S. I'm not Christian (or religious, period) but those who think the abuses of Christianity and those of Islam are on level ground are f***ing imbeciles.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:16 pm
Did I miss something? When was the last time a Christian blew themself up of flew a plane of civilians into a building? The worst Christians today do is condem you to hell on the 700 Club.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:25 pm
You guys kill me. Moticus. That's what jmac's poster ought to be.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's from MOticus. Verse 53a subchapter O (page 9)
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:18 pm
I can't find a reference to that.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
for him to play with....
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
And I'm sure you have a not so comfy seat on one of your viking ships and a nice looooong oar to play with?
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:58 pm
We could sell him into slavery. Gotta go to Canada, though (neighboring nation). Leviticus 25:44.
MO - August 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
We gotta kill bone? He was only gone for 3 days....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:48 pm
Mo, FTW. I was wondering where in the Koran it says Kill thy Neighbor. As opposed to, say, Exodus 35:2. Which states explicitly that you shall kill your neighbor for not observing the Sabbath.
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:06 pm
I'd like to take back my last sentence...didn't sound right. Don't take this as me being a supporter of anything islamic...just get your ducks in a row before you start quacking!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:03 pm
take bitter and undereducated youths and twist the message into one of hate....so for your first comment on the site....try harder next time not to emulate the group that you are slandering. And Don't take this to mean that I support islam....
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
Since the word of the day is toolbox....i'd like to present......idiots for the monkey wrench of the year award. As much as I like where you were going with the whole comment...the Koran is actually a peaceful book. It's the fundamentalist extremist who
Idiots - August 8, 2009, 7:06 pm
Folks, you're missing a key point here. Christians are not as bad. Those who claim to be so yet DONT FOLLOW CHRIST OR THE BIBLE do these things. This is unlike Islam which TEACHES IN THE KORAN TO KILL. Please don't continue to be ignorant.
Hector - April 21, 2009, 1:08 pm
Dude - Gott Mit Uns on the belt buckles. Hitler was a Catholic.
Me - March 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
Religion, bringing idiots from all over the world together to argue about who's made up story is more correct.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:05 pm
Cut me off, anyways on the subject of Jerusalem, bomb it to dust to stop the wars.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:04 pm
Actually The Muslims in The Time of The Crusades were defending a city their ancestors had taken 5 centuries before, Christian Europe was the Aggressor in this case Spencer. Learn History. That's not to say that this whole Jerusalem crap is retarded, ev
Spencer - August 29, 2008, 6:29 pm
Ronald rrgan your a retard. yes christians did bad things in the crusades. But muslims are just as responsible. Besides this this person who posted this could very well not be a christian just another intolerant jerk-off out there.
InkFox - August 25, 2008, 3:51 pm
What about the fanatics how bombed and burned theaters showing "The Davinci Code". there's about a thousand dead there.
Tyr - August 21, 2008, 3:13 am
Eastern Europe is just good ol' genocide, nothing about Jesus or God. Africa, where its happening is all Muslim dominant, same with Indonesia.
RII - July 30, 2008, 10:10 am
Pfft, go and look up Eastern Europe, Africa, or Indonesia. It's happening right now, and it's more than three thousand a year.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - July 30, 2008, 12:44 am
Go to Wikipedia ( or any encyclopedia ) and look up 'Crusades'.
Dude - July 29, 2008, 10:34 pm
When was the last time someone killed three thousand people in the name of Jesus? You're an idiot.


CHRISTIANITY - Just another way to say, "Death is scary."




FOX NEWS - Scare and Silence!


TAGS: fox news conservatives republicans christians sean hannity
Rating: 1.93/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:50 pm

Culos is the one who found it, I crop it down and got rid of back ground. I think it is part of a sign in a marina somewhere. Water & boats originally in back.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:49 pm

hopefully Mr. M will allow me to keep it. I debated it SFW/NSFW. Figured kinda artsy and SFW
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
very nice
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was a gift from a friend
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:35 pm
you sculpt that avatar yourself ReRun?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:33 pm

she is harmless, unless she isn't
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:32 pm
ssshhh, stay put, I see Claire lurking ;)
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
Just a little retribution for banning me. ;)
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Crap!! etu Ice?
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Looks like Grey is slow AGAIN. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
In your defense, I did have to type a lot more than you.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
Come along now, GS... if you can't keep up, you'll have to get back in the stroller!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
DMAN YOU AGGY!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
oh, we moved those kinds of comments across the street to politifake. thanks for stopping by
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
That's why we don't address or make political posters here anymore. Thanks for the input, but if you are interested in political stuff... please visit politifake.org
CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm
Even as a moderate (neither republican nor democrat), I find this picture portraying an American citizen as a Nazi to be very offensive, & to be totally honest the rest of this picture really immature. Totally uncalled for & unnecessary in my opinion.
Rollseyes - November 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Oh for the luvvapete! Could this politifake suck any worse? 1l. There really should be a way to give 0L for politifakes.


SEAN’S T-SHIRTS -


TAGS: sean t shirts christians
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - June 25, 2009, 4:32 pm
Love it RON. And the dude was probably ratted out by an agnostic!
Haarakkon - June 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Very nice. The militant wing of the SA strikes yet again.
RON - June 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
ATHEISM...You,re not a true atheist unless you have a recurring dream in which you are about to be kicked to death by Christians.


WHAAAAT! - Christians have there own /b/ now!


TAGS: christians
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:39 pm
This one isn't witty, but you get my point.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:32 pm
Not getting the reference doesn't make it an inside joke. It makes it a witty one.
WTF??? - June 6, 2009, 5:30 pm
Inside jokes on a motifake = FAIL!
Moar - March 26, 2009, 2:19 pm
Ignorance. It's when people think 4chan.org is comprised entirely of /b/
bhaalgorn - December 3, 2008, 11:33 am
holy crap he wasn't kidding! although it does look as thought they were raided by 4chan a little while ago... god help them...oh, lmao!


islam is peace -


TAGS: christians crucified muslim extremists jihad
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:19 am
Extremely powerfull.


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